when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is

(Source: thatssowritingdesk)


Inherited Will, The Destiny of the Age, and The Dreams of the People. As long as people continue to pursue the meaning of Freedom, these things will never cease to be!" -Gol D. Roger



I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…


She can’t have him.

No one can.

You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck

John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him. 

He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.

He’s the orginal and perfect embodiment of a breath player. you can’t control the wind, you just deal with all the shit it does. 


there’s always that one fanfiction that deserves to be turned into a movie


my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone


I should probably go to sleep…


I should probably-


I should-


Fuck it.


(Source: crayolacas)

I almost dropped my phone on my face and when i picked it back up i had somehow typed IHOP. 

i think this is a sign


if you think i’m over Pacific Rim ur wrong


*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”


it doesn’t matter how many shows I watch none of them will let me down like Glee let me down

me and my older sister are watching The Hobbit: the desolation of smaug and i told her that we should just become dragons and the only problem she had with it is that we’d need a bigger apartment